Parker: So, dis season is Fall. Den it transforms into Winter. Den what?
Me: Then it is Spring, and then it is summer.
Parker: So, Fall transforms to winter. Winter transforms to Spring. and Spring Transforms to summer. And summer transforms to fall.
Me: Wow. Yes, right. That’s great buddy.
Parker: When is Christmas.
Me: Christmas is in Winter.
Parker: When is my birthday.
Me: You birthday is in Spring.
Parker: Oh, I’m SO excited.
Pause about 2 hours.
Parker: I can’t believe it. Today is fall. Tomorrow is winter and Christmas. And den the next day is Spring and my birthday. And, den it’s summer.
Me: Oh, no buddy. That’s not right.
Parker: YES IT IS!!!! YOU SAID IT IS!
Me: I’m so sorry. Maybe I didn’t explain very well. Each season is like 3 months. Um, about 90 or so days. Each season is long.
Me: Oh no.
Parker: Well, change it Mommy! Fix it. Change it right now!
Me: I can’t change it, bud. I’m not in charge of that stuff. Only God is.
Parker: (more crying).
Me: (ugh…this sucks…poor guy).
Pause about 30 minutes
Me: Let’s pray before we go into school.
Parker: I want to pray today.
Me: Oh, great!
Parker: Dear God, please fix it so that winter is tomorrow. Amen.